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Merica Labz Pre Workout Energy Drink RED, WHITE and BOOM - 12 Pack PICK FLAVOR
$ 18.45
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'MERICA LABZRED,WHITE, & BOOM ENERGY DRINK
12 PACK
Choose Your
Flavor!
Merica Energy Drink 101:
What is more American than Energy Drinks?
Merica Labs made the most patriotic, most red-blooded, American Drink you can even imagine!
It tastes freaking amazing! Red, White, and BOOM! Simply Powerful & Tasty Energy Drink!
Sugar-Free
Zero Calorie
Phenomenal Taste
No Artificial Colors
200mg Caffeine
Non-Proprietary Blend
Potent Pre-Workout
What's more 'Merican than wanting it all? Nothing, that's what. And now, with our case offering, you can have it.
That's right, baby: Choose from five flavors of 'Merican ingenuity, know-how, and Freedom stuffed in a box like a dysfunctional family of four travelling a buck-10 down the I-95 in a '72 station wagon, blasting Credence Clearwater Revival while dad threatens to takeaway your trip to the UFO Welcome Center in Bowman, South Carolina if Jimmy doesn't stop putting the dog on the roof.
But you never liked that dog, Rover, because he ate your favorite teddy and you don't really like Jimmy either - so eff it. You join Jimmy on the roof and start wailing "Fortunate Son" using the dog like a badass dog guitar, strumming out tunes while the wind whips in your face.
And when someone asks you what that feels like, you simply answer: it feels like buying a case of Red, White & BOOM!
Good Times. . . Good Times, Indeed!